"can i see your glasses?"
*snatches them from you and smudges lenses while trying them on*
"wow, you really are blind!"
don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like
GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE SUN SAYS HELLO
Just imagine a mastiff sized one of these running twards you when you get home
75% real baby hair
WHERE RHE FUXK DID THOSE PEDIATRICIANS GWT THEIR DEGREE IM SO DISTURBED
when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic
What on earth where do these gifs even come from
"BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOO!"
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.